How It Works

See something you want? Add it to your cart in spirit 😉 — no website checkout needed.

1. Browse the Storefront
Click Shop My Destash to view the live Google Doc storefront.
Items shown are what I currently have available, but inventory can change quickly.
2. Select Items to Request
Check the box next to each item you’re interested in.
You may select multiple items in one request.
Item status (Available / Pending / Sold) is not visible on the storefront.
3. Submit the Order Request Form
Click Request to Purchase Selected and complete the order form.
Please enter:
Your name
Your PayPal email
The email address you want your invoice sent to
Your shipping address
4. First Come, First Served
Submitting the form does not reserve items.
Items are confirmed manually in the order requests are received.
If an item becomes unavailable before your request is processed, I’ll notify you and adjust your request accordingly.

All payments are handled through PayPal invoices. There is no website checkout at this time.
Here’s how invoicing works:
After you submit the order form, I review item availability.
A PayPal invoice is sent to the email you provided (usually within 24 hours).
Once the invoice is sent, items are marked Pending.
Payment is due within 24 hours of receiving the invoice.
If payment is not received within 24 hours:
The invoice may be canceled
Items will be returned to available inventory
You do not need a PayPal account to pay — major credit and debit cards are accepted through PayPal.

All orders ship through USPS and include tracking. I always choose the cheapest shipping option available based on weight and distance.

Here’s how shipping works:

Lightweight packages (under ~1.5 lbs):
Usually the cheapest option is Ground Advantage or First Class. I use whichever rate is lower.

Heavier packages (around 1.5 lbs and up):
At a certain weight, USPS Flat Rate becomes the cheapest option. If flat rate saves you money, I’ll automatically switch to it.

Combined orders:
If you claim multiple items, I combine everything into one package to keep shipping as low as possible.

Exact shipping only:
You pay the actual USPS rate — nothing extra.
I reuse packaging when possible so you’re never paying for boxes or mailers.

Tracking:
You will receive your USPS tracking number directly through your PayPal invoice email after your order ships.

Everything in the Destash Shop is one of the following:

New (I bought it and never used it)

Like new (used once or twice)

Gently loved (but still fantastic)

Each listing will clearly state the condition so there are no surprises.
If something has a flaw, I’ll show it in the photos.

All items come from a smoke-free, pet-friendly home.
I store destash items carefully, but occasional pet hair may sneak into the packaging.

Items are not held without payment.

Once an invoice is sent, it must be paid within 24 hours.

If unpaid, the order is canceled and items return to available inventory.

All sales are final.
Because this shop includes destash items and limited-quantity products, I’m unable to offer returns or exchanges.

If your package arrives damaged or goes missing, USPS insurance covers these situations. You will need to file a claim directly with the post office so they can reimburse you.
I will happily provide any photos, receipts, or information they require for the claim.
Please be sure to reach out if this were to ever happen— I will always help make it right. 

All prices are final.
Destash items are priced to move, while rare, collectible, or high-demand items (like Stanleys or limited editions) are priced at market value. Some things will be cheap… and some things will be “everyone wants this right now” pricing.

If you’re local to Arlington, TX 76001, I’m happy to arrange a pickup or meet-up to save you shipping costs.
Just leave a note at checkout or email me at functioning.ish@gmail.com to coordinate.